Want to know what really irks me? Complete strangers touching my baby!
This morning I was at the post office and a woman with smoke breath, a loud voice and gnarly teeth started freaking out about how cute L'il E was. Then she started patting him on the head and rubbing his cheeks. I was politely smiling and inching away, but what I really wanted to say was get your mitts off my kid lady. This isn't the first time this happened nor will it be the last, but to all you people out there please just look and don't touch.