Dear @$$hole in the blue mini van,
Thanks for making it impossible to parallel park our car outside MEC on King Street West today. Had you just given us a little space to back into the spot both of our days would have run much smoother. Instead you kept inching your mini van towards us pretending you didn't know we were in the midst of parallel parking. As a result it took us another 20 minutes of circling in the driving rain to find a spot. Hope your passive aggressive move turned around and bit you today, or maybe it's yet to come (and it will!).